What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen?
How do goblins reproduce?
What are the goblins hiding from us? What if everything is really about rescuing the Goblin Queen who is a prisoner in the hands of the goblins and the only one who can help us is her loyal servant, her merchant? What if in fact the devs spent all the money from the offices and sales of a whole year and only put a Christmas tree?
What are the goblins hiding from us? What if everything is really about rescuing the Goblin Queen who is a prisoner in the hands of the goblins and the only one who can help us is her loyal servant, her merchant? What if in fact the devs spent all the money from the offices and sales of a whole year and only put a Christmas tree?
3:14 am, January 2, 2022
Knightframe replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 2, 2022 @ 7:33:19 am PST
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3:33 pm, January 2, 2022
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GSK replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 2, 2022 @ 3:48:29 am PST
Been putting mushrooms in the mead again eh?
It would be great if Haldor was secretly the main character of Valheim though. This was all actually HIS test.
It would be great if Haldor was secretly the main character of Valheim though. This was all actually HIS test.
12:17 pm, January 2, 2022
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Ryzilynt replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 1, 2022 @ 7:24:32 pm PST
I have no vices. Maybe I should write a wattpad story about the goblin queen in Valheim.
I can believe the don't "smoke pot" ... but no vices?
Reflect.
6:13 am, January 2, 2022
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Kitsune Dzelda replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 1, 2022 @ 7:35:04 pm PST
Gee, I sure look FABULOUS today! I wonder what YAGLUTH is up to!I have no vices. Maybe I should write a wattpad story about the goblin queen in Valheim.
I can believe the don't "smoke pot" ... but no vices?
Reflect.
Huuuuuuuahahahahaha! *throws wine glass across room; it gibs Simon Belmont in the head*
6:13 am, January 2, 2022
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wizard_of_woz replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 1, 2022 @ 8:01:03 pm PST
How do goblins reproduce?Where to start? Why would the goblin queen be a prisoner of goblins?? Also there are no goblins in the game.
What are the goblins hiding from us? What if everything is really about rescuing the Goblin Queen who is a prisoner in the hands of the goblins and the only one who can help us is her loyal servant, her merchant? What if in fact the devs spent all the money from the offices and sales of a whole year and only put a Christmas tree?
If all you think the devs put out this year is a Christmas tree, you have not been paying attention.
6:13 am, January 2, 2022
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Mick the Dick replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 1, 2022 @ 6:15:30 pm PST
What if Kiruna UwU has been smoking too much pot?
3:14 am, January 2, 2022
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Kiruna UwU replied to What if it's all about rescuing the goblin queen? January 1, 2022 @ 7:13:38 pm PST
I have no vices. Maybe I should write a wattpad story about the goblin queen in Valheim.
3:14 am, January 2, 2022
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