If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve.

your game is so bad. lmao. skeleton shooting me from the bottom of the sea? really? late game, you die, it's over. all the strength is in the equipment and you drop them when you die so you got returned to level 1. and there are level 100 monsters camping my loot. how the ♥♥♥♥ you expect me to recover my loot? the monsters get stronger but you don't, your items do. and all your health depends on good food. so when I got murdered, I have literally nothing and only 25 hp. and every time you went back for the loot, you feed again cause they one shot you. this game is a joke lol. when 5 monsters are chasing you they are nonstop spamming their moves trying to hit you and they don't get tired. but when you do any small things, you are out of stamina. also, servers don't even have proper commands to give any items or tp to any location. next, the stupid boat is soooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow. exploring the map on a boat is bascially wasting time. even better, leech and sea serpent hit your boat on the sea when you can bearly hit them with a bow and you can't even fix the boat on the sea. so the eels do 10 to 60 damages to the boat when you can't do ♥♥♥♥ and eventually break your expensive boat. and as a viking, you basically can't swim. also, grey dwarfs hit my carrots? wtf is that about. moreover, even with silver equipments, you pretty much still get one shot by plain monsters. so progression is a joke. weapons strongly imbalanced, with only copper shield and copper sword are useful since you need the shield to counter all damages otherwise you die. next, no way to delete trash. equipments take up 4 slots in my inventory. really? ores are miserable to carry home. when I counter a hit perfectly, I still loses stamina, so I have no stamina to hit back. If you die far away from your spawn, the game will soft lock you for hours and you will die hundreds of times. so if you want to get this torture machine for 20 bucks? go ahead. lol
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PakaNoHida replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 4:16:01 pm PST

After 800+ hours,
I do indeed think you are trollin, trollin down a river since it has improved since release.

Take care.
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Lecherous Lychee 🐸 replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 5:01:09 pm PST

Originally posted by Palynzer:
Go back to your Barbie game sissy.

Dagnabbit! Now I got the Barbie Girl song stuck in my head!

Originally posted by 超级无敌史诗传说普信男:
this game is a joke lol. when 5 monsters are chasing you they are nonstop spamming their moves trying to hit you and they don't get tired. but when you do any small things, you are out of stamina.

I very rarely contribute time to a Steam forum. Valheim has been the exception since I joined Steam and I have to confess that I am quite mind boggled the amount of whining a survival game gets for being 'too difficult' or 'too tedious'.

Blizzard dumbed down World of Warcraft for people like you. I gradually played that game less and finally stopped all together two years ago. The game became super damn boring for being so easy.

Now you're telling us that Valheim is 'too hard'?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait a moment... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :lunar2019crylaughingpig:

Valheim is neither hard or 'a joke'. It's about as hard as trying to peel raw partially frozen shrimp. It's a tad tedious, but that's about it.

I mean seriously. Some preparation and holding onto older gear pretty much solves your problem. I've played nearly 500 hours in the game. I even have videos of myself naked fighting off a hoard of Greydwarves of various tiers. I went up against a trolls and skeletons when I was wielding a Crude Bow with regular wooden arrows.

Not hard. My goth, why is this game 'so hard' for some people?
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Trakehner replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 6:40:31 pm PST

Originally posted by 超级无敌史诗传说普信男:
your game is so bad. lmao. skeleton shooting me from the bottom of the sea? really? late game, you die, it's over. all the strength is in the equipment and you drop them when you die so you got returned to level 1. and there are level 100 monsters camping my loot. how the ♥♥♥♥ you expect me to recover my loot? the monsters get stronger but you don't, your items do. and all your health depends on good food. so when I got murdered, I have literally nothing and only 25 hp. and every time you went back for the loot, you feed again cause they one shot you. this game is a joke lol. when 5 monsters are chasing you they are nonstop spamming their moves trying to hit you and they don't get tired. but when you do any small things, you are out of stamina. also, servers don't even have proper commands to give any items or tp to any location. next, the stupid boat is soooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slow. exploring the map on a boat is bascially wasting time. even better, leech and sea serpent hit your boat on the sea when you can bearly hit them with a bow and you can't even fix the boat on the sea. so the eels do 10 to 60 damages to the boat when you can't do ♥♥♥♥ and eventually break your expensive boat. and as a viking, you basically can't swim. also, grey dwarfs hit my carrots? wtf is that about. moreover, even with silver equipments, you pretty much still get one shot by plain monsters. so progression is a joke. weapons strongly imbalanced, with only copper shield and copper sword are useful since you need the shield to counter all damages otherwise you die. next, no way to delete trash. equipments take up 4 slots in my inventory. really? ores are miserable to carry home. when I counter a hit perfectly, I still loses stamina, so I have no stamina to hit back. If you die far away from your spawn, the game will soft lock you for hours and you will die hundreds of times. so if you want to get this torture machine for 20 bucks? go ahead. lol
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Guess it's back to WoW for you then. Look up what early access means on your way out.
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Digstar replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 6:57:29 pm PST

The irony is, the OP's user name translates as "Super invincible epic legend Puxin male":steamfacepalm:
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GunsForBucks replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 2:56:54 pm PST

I think your mistake was deleting "trash" so that now when you die you have no fallback equipment. Also food. You should learn to always keep some of your best <crap I died and gotta get my stuff back> food by your home spawn point/portal area. That way all your best food and last equipment tier is waiting there for you.

Honestly have no idea how game balance is after killing Yag post H&H update but if your main issue is getting your gear back then it must have been enough?

Don't just run back and die hundreds of times... that isn't really a good strategy.
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wizard_of_woz replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 3:20:05 pm PST

If it makes you feel better I don't believe you are trolling, you are just really bad at the game.
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Bawb replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 3:37:05 pm PST

I thought i needed to get good at the game... but dang dude you got me beat lol.
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Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 3:38:15 pm PST

But if I don't think you are trolling you believe the game is going to improve?
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Palynzer replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 3:47:42 pm PST

Go back to your Barbie game sissy.
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Gorbush Creepgood replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 3:50:13 pm PST

On a sidenote.. if you need help recovering your shizzle shoot me a message.
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Digstar replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 4:00:15 pm PST

Considering your current VAC ban, I'm sure you'll find an "alternative", way to address game mechanics you were banned for in other games :steamfacepalm:
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Scoob454 replied to If you think I'm trolling, this game is not going to improve. February 13, 2022 @ 4:08:45 pm PST

Always have backup gear and extra food in case you need to do a corpse run, but I'm sure you knew that already.

I'm sure others would offer some helpful tips but judging from the tone of your post, you wouldn't actually use that advice anyway.

Thanks for helping fund the game development though.
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