While I have no screenshot, one thing that always makes me laugh is mob persistence. A friend and I would be sailing by in the Karve right after I acquired my harpoon. Insert Greydwarf on the shoreline. I harpoon him and drag him out to sea with us. This is day 14 or so.

Current day, 143, we’re sailing by for the 40th time in our longships hauling tons of ore and supplies back from our trip to the plains. Saul right past that same Greydwarf that has been treading water in the ocean for the last four and a half months. I almost feel bad for the poor guy…. Almost…

Originally posted by GinsengSamurai:

Originally posted by Qbertos:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2809402967

I grinned at this one. My wife turned to me while sucking on her luke warm coffee through a straw and asked, "What are you grinning at?" The last half of her question slowed down to a whisper when she saw the picture I was looking at. She just stared at it for about 2 seconds, then turned back to her game expressionless. Then I suddenly laughed out loud.

I know, I know. It's immature, but still. Even if I was frantically running away from a horde of fuling, if I noticed that, I would blurt out a "WTH?" with a short chuckle as I run pass it. ^_^

funny - the same happend to me.....
...it starts with sitting here having a cup of and browsing the valheim forums

ended up turning myself into a coffee fountain

here a some captured moments
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2625671409
the eXtraordinary Xzibit Xtrees

and reenacting a bugs bunny cartoon classic scene
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2698405875
bwee verrry verry quite, im hunt'n twollls

Originally posted by Qbertos:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2809402967

I grinned at this one. My wife turned to me while sucking on her luke warm coffee through a straw and asked, "What are you grinning at?" The last half of her question slowed down to a whisper when she saw the picture I was looking at. She just stared at it for about 2 seconds, then turned back to her game expressionless. Then I suddenly laughed out loud.

I know, I know. It's immature, but still. Even if I was frantically running away from a horde of fuling, if I noticed that, I would blurt out a "WTH?" with a short chuckle as I run pass it. ^_^

The phallic rock formation is quite common to be fair. I am sure could make an interesting build around it if so inclinded.

Originally posted by Jitatha:

I am sure could make an interesting build around it

You mean like a condom?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2685206328

I put the turnip on the chair, wasn't sure how it would end up.




Crazy seed - mini map shows none of these small river cuts that were everywhere.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2756559329


Died a long time ago to be embedded in copper node
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815519526
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815519994

Unexpected company
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815522032

In the "Not right now I'm busy Hugin" category ...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815523315
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815525227

Magic sunlight
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2591921040

Pets
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2546042991
Taking pets for walkies
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2521281964

Originally posted by Ɣɪ¢♰ɪɱƧ:

Originally posted by Jitatha:

I am sure could make an interesting build around it

You mean like a condom?

I was thinking more like the ultimate fornitification for a Roman where you dig out a valley with hills on each side with your back to the stone making a single path enemies would have to come down to reach you. Add a bunch of trees around it and its perfect as a hermaphrodite . I guess leave off the trees for a shaved look.?!

Did I go too far?
If anyone was offended I'll just say sorry now.

Dagnabbit, I hate how the edit and delete link is in the same place. [sigh]

Originally posted by GunsForBucks:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2685206328

I put the turnip on the chair, wasn't sure how it would end up.

This actually made me snort.

Ooook, let me rephrase that just to be safe.

Please keep this appropriate for our youngest players. ;)

You would be surprised, @Nefrarya, what kids know these days when they turn 11 or 12... ;)

It's all still in good jest I think. I mean, fairly cartoonish anyway. Very safe for work... and the small rugrats. ;)

Originally posted by Nefrarya:

Ooook, let me rephrase that just to be safe.

Please keep this appropriate for our youngest players. ;)

So should I remove the shaved part or the other thing?

Originally posted by electricdawn:

You would be surprised, @Nefrarya, what kids know these days when they turn 11 or 12... ;)

It's all still in good jest I think. I mean, fairly cartoonish anyway. Very safe for work... and the small rugrats. ;)

Well I was 12 when I visited some Roman ruins in Pompeii .. the house of eldest profession still had the mosaics on the walls showing positions. Be terrible if they put age limits on seeing the Sistine chapel ... IDK maybe they have already painted over Venus by now

We can blur inappropriate screenshots and artworks, so no worries there. And regarding comments, you don't have to change what you said (imo), but simply keep in mind that minors use Steam as well.

I don't think anything too wild has been posted yet (thinking of the various shenanigans involving dead trolls for reference..). Just act at your own discretion going forward and don't be mad if we end up having to delete something anyway.

Hey folks,

please remember to keep this safe for work. ;)

Have a good day!