Plains needs a more sinister name
So I was searching for the swamp after second boss and found it. I sailed around for a bit for a nice spot to place my portal, and what pops up? "Plains". I'm from American, so i thought about the great plains, where the buffalo roam etc. etc. Seems like a nice safe space to set up a little base and portal.
Oh look! a mosquito..... DEAD!
What a set back. All my bronze gear, my boat, everything lost to a frekin mosquito!
Oh look! a mosquito..... DEAD!
What a set back. All my bronze gear, my boat, everything lost to a frekin mosquito!
8:13 pm, May 30, 2021
DarkEternal replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 1:32:27 pm PDT
Now actually go to the Great Plains and watch as the buffalo trample you.Today buffalo only trample tourist who get too close trying to take a selfie
If you think the Great Plains is safe, then you've clearly never been there lmao
I'll take Valheim plains over stampeding buffalo and other dangerous animals who live there.
Wrong. Tell that to the people a buffalo trampled when I was riding horses with a tour group in the plains. I'm sure your expert commentary will ease the pain of their crushed bones lol
2:13 am, May 31, 2021
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jonnin replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 2:07:45 pm PDT
well, its on par... the meadows, the forest, the swamp, the mountains, the plains... only the forest really got an extra word to make it scary.
I still can't figure out why mosquitos are not swamp, though.
I still can't figure out why mosquitos are not swamp, though.
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Megahurts replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 2:12:36 pm PDT
Not much blood in skeletons for them to feed on...and Draugr blood is just nasty :)
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Mharr replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 2:13:25 pm PDT
I still can't figure out why mosquitos are not swamp, though.Pure game balance decision I think. I mean, can you *imagine*?
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Isaac_Clark replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 3:00:11 pm PDT
Bison are an important part of our ecosystem. By trampling tourists who are stupid enough to get close to them they remove the risk that those stupid people pose to the rest of us.Today buffalo only trample tourist who get too close trying to take a selfie
Wrong. Tell that to the people a buffalo trampled when I was riding horses with a tour group in the plains. I'm sure your expert commentary will ease the pain of their crushed bones lol
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Snacktooth replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 3:25:46 pm PDT
Today buffalo only trample tourist who get too close trying to take a selfie
Wrong. Tell that to the people a buffalo trampled when I was riding horses with a tour group in the plains. I'm sure your expert commentary will ease the pain of their crushed bones lol
"Tour group" is not a tourist?
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TreasureCat replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 4:48:38 pm PDT
Today buffalo only trample tourist who get too close trying to take a selfie
Wrong. Tell that to the people a buffalo trampled when I was riding horses with a tour group in the plains. I'm sure your expert commentary will ease the pain of their crushed bones lol
Science seems like it disagrees:
https://ibb.co/ww2xhWq
https://digitalcommons.usu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi%3Farticle%3D1544%26context%3Dhwi&ved=2ahUKEwjOiozNyfLwAhWRtp4KHXGbDjkQFjACegQIHBAC&usg=AOvVaw2htvekvoGRC9C8C7pPphBq&cshid=1622418002357
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Grimwolf replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 4:53:03 pm PDT
Plains is actually a typo by the devs. The put an L in there by accident.
lol
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Ryzilynt replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 11:00:14 am PDT
I think it's a feature. The plains look so warm and inviting the first time you see them. You think look at these peaceful welcoming plains. I think the juxtaposition to the true reality of the situation is perfect.
8:13 pm, May 30, 2021
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Ryzilynt replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 11:07:44 am PDT
That said let me know if you want help. I can bring a boat and we can go get your stuff.
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WhamyKaBlamy replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 11:12:53 am PDT
Plains is actually a typo by the devs. The put an L in there by accident.
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Camaro replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 11:19:59 am PDT
Plains is actually a typo by the devs. The put an L in there by accident.Nice
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DarkEternal replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 12:30:50 pm PDT
Now actually go to the Great Plains and watch as the buffalo trample you.
If you think the Great Plains is safe, then you've clearly never been there lmao
I'll take Valheim plains over stampeding buffalo and other dangerous animals who live there.
If you think the Great Plains is safe, then you've clearly never been there lmao
I'll take Valheim plains over stampeding buffalo and other dangerous animals who live there.
8:13 pm, May 30, 2021
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Ryzilynt replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 12:47:21 pm PDT
Frontier life was brutal and unforgiving, it's true.
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Snacktooth replied to Plains needs a more sinister name May 30, 2021 @ 1:09:43 pm PDT
Now actually go to the Great Plains and watch as the buffalo trample you.Today buffalo only trample tourist who get too close trying to take a selfie
If you think the Great Plains is safe, then you've clearly never been there lmao
I'll take Valheim plains over stampeding buffalo and other dangerous animals who live there.
8:13 pm, May 30, 2021
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