I beat a deer to death bare handed.

We both fell in some water. He couldn't get away, but I couldn't arm a weapon. So I just kept punching him till he died. Effin brutal.
2:13 pm, April 1, 2022
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jynx replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 11:46:34 am PDT

Originally posted by M.Red:
yup *kicks deer* its like the deers are freezing in place *punches deer* sometimes *punches another deer* its strange *kicks a boar*

its funny how a single dead viking can beat deers and boars with his bare hands and die by single mosquito at the same time
Don't say boar!!! You'll summon the dread I Can't Spell!
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hallaloth replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 12:47:57 pm PDT

Train that sneak! Sneak Punching is a nice way to get deer meat early game.
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Qbertos replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 2:37:01 pm PDT

Tenderized. Good job.
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dimmyzor replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 3:25:20 pm PDT

Originally posted by Big Dave:
Let us know when you go bare fisted against a troll....I'll bring the popcorn :)
Ah, I've done this with a black metal buckler equipped tho, it took a little bit longer, but I was trying to level my unarmed skill and it was worth it.
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jonnin replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 7:21:26 am PDT

Originally posted by AugustusKron:
i really wish the unarmed combat was a little more interesting than

BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT >> BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT

what, vikings don't know how to jab or uppercut

but punching skeletons is pretty fun, and if you have a shield equipped, the shield seems to add a couple points of dmg to your BIG STRAIGHT LEFT

Well, middle button roshambo is epic on many enemy....
if you look too closely, other weapons also only have 3 swing variations, left-right-centerish...
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AugustusKron replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 7:49:16 am PDT

Originally posted by jonnin:
Originally posted by AugustusKron:
i really wish the unarmed combat was a little more interesting than

BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT >> BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT

what, vikings don't know how to jab or uppercut

but punching skeletons is pretty fun, and if you have a shield equipped, the shield seems to add a couple points of dmg to your BIG STRAIGHT LEFT

Well, middle button roshambo is epic on many enemy....
if you look too closely, other weapons also only have 3 swing variations, left-right-centerish...

don't excuse boring.. the alternate attack is also just BIG STRAIGHT KICK, it sucks.. i work at enjoying all the combat in this game, trust me.. i wish it was fun..

anyway the challenge is to punch a drake
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warrenchmobile replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 8:43:37 am PDT

Originally posted by Trakehner:
Originally posted by captainamaziiing:
We both fell in some water. He couldn't get away, but I couldn't arm a weapon. So I just kept punching him till he died. Effin brutal.

Wait until I tell PITA about this. :steammocking:

PITA won't care unless they can make some money from it.
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Mharr replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 9:16:40 am PDT

People for the Inexcusable Treatment of Animals? (Totally a provocateur group anyway, they exist to keep the peasants divided and infighting)

I swear they toned down deer intelligence in one of the patches, you can practically run up and kick them to death in open meadows now.
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M.Red replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 9:19:40 am PDT

yup *kicks deer* its like the deers are freezing in place *punches deer* somethimes *punches another deer* its strange *kicks a boar*

its funny how a single dead viking can beat deers and boars with his bare hands and die by single mosquito at the same time
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AugustusKron replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 5:20:57 am PDT

i really wish the unarmed combat was a little more interesting than

BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT >> BIG STRAIGHT RIGHT >> BIG STRAIGHT LEFT

what, vikings don't know how to jab or uppercut

but punching skeletons is pretty fun, and if you have a shield equipped, the shield seems to add a couple points of dmg to your BIG STRAIGHT LEFT
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M.Red replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 5:29:12 am PDT

XD sneak punched 3 deers in a row once.
felt brutal but the meat was tasty :lunar2019crylaughingpig:
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Trakehner replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 5:46:39 am PDT

Originally posted by captainamaziiing:
We both fell in some water. He couldn't get away, but I couldn't arm a weapon. So I just kept punching him till he died. Effin brutal.

Wait until I tell PITA about this. :steammocking:
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GunsForBucks replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 5:47:09 am PDT

Was running with a friend through the Black Forest and he startled the deer.. it ran right in my face and I just punched it on instinct and one shot it. Must have crit it somehow, I was like WTF just happend? We both had a good laugh.
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Big Dave replied to I beat a deer to death bare handed. April 1, 2022 @ 6:16:50 am PDT

Let us know when you go bare fisted against a troll....I'll bring the popcorn :)
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