Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning
Please keep in mind, that if you are a successful, but lazy chicken farmer, that you will get laggy. My local coop went bonkers with hundreds of hens and my session got very laggy. Don't be like me. Harvest those hens!
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
SumatranRatMonkey replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 1:54:41 pm PST
Game considers synchronizing the chicken positions to be of utmost importance.
3:13 am, January 25, 2023
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Randal Vimes replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 4:45:16 pm PST
I have a two story chicken "barn" with the top story well above the main floor. At the top are pairs of chickens crammed into little spots with piles of seeds. They drop eggs like mad! I use Hanging Braziers to keep the bottom floor warn and the chicken count had gotten completely out of hand whilst I was fighting through some Infested Mines. They have to have space and be fed. That doesn't sound lazy to me. I just keep them in the basement and throw a few seeds down there every once in a while after "harvesting" most of them. That's lazy!
On a good note though, kicking chickens will kill two at once if you turn on friendly fire and my "Fists" skill is now way up! (No longer defenseless while swimming!)
3:13 am, January 25, 2023
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Faceplant8 replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 5:08:57 pm PST
I have a two story chicken "barn" with the top story well above the main floor. At the top are pairs of chickens crammed into little spots with piles of seeds. They drop eggs like mad!
I think I found your solution. Just don't do that! :-)
Seriously, you (I?) need at most one chicken a day, so my tiny basement chicken farm is easily enough for a 3 weeks. Actually, it's probably more than that, since I have other food sources like seeker meat that build up and I have to mix that into my diet, so I probably have chicken once every other day or so.
3:13 am, January 25, 2023
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Eightball replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 5:35:52 pm PST
In the basement eh...
...puts the lotion on the feathers.
...puts the lotion on the feathers.
3:13 am, January 25, 2023
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Godsmutant replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:21:21 am PST
Still having nightmares from my last chicken massacre! There were dozens of them maybe over a hundred! I still hear there screams of 'I love you' as I cut them down.... R well at least I've got a hellalot of chicken dinners! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINER!
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Faceplant8 replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:23:39 am PST
They have to have space and be fed. That doesn't sound lazy to me. I just keep them in the basement and throw a few seeds down there every once in a while after "harvesting" most of them. That's lazy!
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Godsmutant replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:26:46 am PST
You are talking about chickens, right? They have to have space and be fed. That doesn't sound lazy to me. I just keep them in the basement and throw a few seeds down there every once in a while after "harvesting" most of them. That's lazy!
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Faceplant8 replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:29:31 am PST
You are talking about chickens, right? They have to have space and be fed. That doesn't sound lazy to me. I just keep them in the basement and throw a few seeds down there every once in a while after "harvesting" most of them. That's lazy!
Yes. What else would I be talking about?
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Dwarflord replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:44:09 am PST
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Godsmutant replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:49:35 am PST
Call the FBI!
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Gregomoto replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 11:53:56 am PST
I only have a 4x6 coop, so max hens is limited to 11-12.
You could also delete the fire in order that the eggs do not hatch.
You could also delete the fire in order that the eggs do not hatch.
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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Reften replied to Lazy Chicken Farmer Warning January 24, 2023 @ 12:02:10 pm PST
niiiiice lol. "It puts the lotion on its skin..."
My chickens like bathtubs ;)
9:13 pm, January 24, 2023
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