Most Ignoble Death

Whether it was being crushed in a chain reaction of falling trees or having been killed by a neck while recovering from a glorious fight with goblins, you've probably managed to die at least once in a way where you just had to laugh. So what is your story?

Here's mine:

Death by Spinning Blade

Like many such stories, it starts with: I'd forgotten to eat.

Which I thought was okay since I was just spending time in the safety of my home, doing resource gathering from beehives and crops. It was a perfect day for it -- a fierce storm was lashing my homestead. I exited my house, turned a corner and died horrifically. I barely had time to register that the tempest winds had angled the furiously spinning blade of my windmill right into my path.
11:13 am, April 4, 2023
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morrokain10587 replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 1:28:01 pm PDT

Early on I didn't notice I was completely out of food and died to a greydwarf shaman poisoning me. XD

I also misjudged a long swim distance once and drowned at the other shore. Literally probably a second or two before I would be out of the water. It was to a swamp island thats hard to reach by boat, so I still haven't recovered that grave marker. I just rebuilt all of my gear lol.
11:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Kzar replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 10:26:28 am PDT

Death by Greydwarf.
Building without scaffolding, fell down, was at 1 hp and heading to the berry bushes to snack on some and a greydwarf 360 noscopes me with a rock.
8:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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umop-apisdn replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 10:34:54 am PDT

This one feels appropriate (content warning: language in title... and it's reddit)
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Yes, the url works even though Steam censors it.
8:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Souljah223 replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 10:57:27 am PDT

I was fighting bonemsass , he spawn on a tree. Problem I dont that he can spawn long story short. My Food run out and he jump straight on my Head. He literally jumpscare me to death
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Kalysm replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 11:18:29 am PDT

Just about every single one of my deaths could have been avoided. They're all ignoble. Way too many to list.
8:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Gold Dragon replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 11:55:47 am PDT

Tree I was cutting fell on my head.
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knighttemplar1960 replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 11:57:01 am PDT

Running around in the mountains, turned a corner and ran straight into a golem. He starts to swing. I fail my block. I go sailing off the edge of the mountain. I take damage when I land on the edge of a cliff. Bounced off that edge. Drank a healing mead. Next bounce still killed me.

At least it was easy to recover my grave marker.
8:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Romy replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 12:11:58 pm PDT

I got killed by a mosquito.
I also got killed by a starred tick.
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Hondo replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 10:11:35 am PDT

Let's see, I've died by stupid things so many times, I'm not sure where to start. Tree fell on me, tree rolled over me, backed off a cliff, and I have drowned thinking I could reach an island. Then there was the time I thought I was safe from a Troll behind a wall - a new lesson learned. Smoke and fire - more lessons learned. And I've even been killed by a boar....... LOL Most of these death where more at the beginning of my play through. I haven't died lately, so maybe I've learned a few things.
5:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Sammi79 replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 5:16:07 am PDT

Yeah the whole using the quick way down from my midgame build after having neglected to keep an eye on my food and being completely down at basic 25 health leading to a very quick death. Several times. On the same build. ><

At least it's quick.

I think the deaths in combat in Valheim are generally painful, because they nearly always involve running out of stamina getting blocked in by terrain obstacles and having mobs wail on you until that juicy health bar is gone. The point being, you have at least a few seconds where you know it's coming, and you know you don't have the time left to engineer a solution. It really is like that meme: 'It was at that moment, he knew, he'd F'd up.'

The game almost seems to detect when you're being careless with your health/stamina upkeep and choose precisely those moments to overwhelm you.
2:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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=(eG)=™Cthulhu replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 6:02:20 am PDT

Aside from several building related deaths, one stands out above all others and I do not even know what killed me.

I had ran straight into a swamp ring that had three spawn piles in it. Tried to nope out of the there and ended up dragging some draugher archers straight through a rising abomination. Struggled up the slope into the black forest and met a tree trunk swinging one star troll. Rolled to the side and ran for a second to get clear. I turned around, and like an idiot stood there watching the awesomeness of a troll and abomination go at each other. And then I died.

Still have no idea what got me but I assume it was a starred archer.
2:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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Ciuy replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 6:39:04 am PDT

building a tower, no food, dismantled the wrong piece and i fell, to my death, on top of my gold pile at the bottom. Fitting end for a greedy viking. :lunar2020ratinablanket:
2:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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FissionChips replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 6:44:37 am PDT

Mauled by a *seeker while backed into a corner of my own making, because I mistimed every single parry and blow. It was like I'd forgotten how to use my own hands.

Stupidest death probably fall damage on an empty stomach into accidentally touching a camp fire, but oddly I don't really remember those kinds of deaths.
2:13 pm, April 4, 2023
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654681631 replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 4:25:06 am PDT

I died recently by drowning. I cut down a tree that fell into the ocean. So I jumped in to the water and tried to push the log back to the shore. Then gang of 3 greydwarves spawned, all of them jumped in to the water to me right away joining the bath and as they tried to reach me, swimming towards me they would push the log together with me from the other side away from the shore. RIP
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NorthernGoof replied to Most Ignoble Death April 4, 2023 @ 5:01:22 am PDT

Of all the ways I died in Valheim the one that stands out is this. It involved 1) high jumping skill and 2) not paying attention to my health bar while building a tall structure in my base without proper scaffolding. Misjudged one jump (too high and too long) and died...
Silver lining is that at least recovering my corpse was easy enough.
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