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When they make the cost of bread twice the original cost in barley, and then they add the stupid mechanic of bread burning while cooking for 30 seconds longer. You have to be literally insane to not see these devs for the trolls that they are. Btw thanks for making all my food have crappy stamina after this update. i wont forgive you for that. only cancer mobile games would go into previous code and muck it up for everyone so they suck after all the hours they SPENT on making it.
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neuroperson replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 11:49:34 am PDT

The food changes are harsh, more ingredients, and more storage, in more complex cookiing tools, for LESS. Hey at least there is mods... or console commands
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Midas replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 11:50:55 am PDT

You do realize that it takes more than a single grain of barley to make bread, right?
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 11:52:02 am PDT

Originally posted by Midas:
You do realize that it takes more than a single grain of barley to make bread, right?
YOU DO REALIZE 1 WHOLE PLANT DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE GRAIN OF BARLEY RIGHT??? NICE BAIT M8, FOR UR OWN SAKE
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 11:59:57 am PDT

judge ppl by their actions, not their words, so these devs by their actions have proven that they truly hate you, The Player. your only obligation at this point is to Return the favor. anything less than that means you are a shill, fanboi
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Will Whiskey replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:00:08 pm PDT

"i wont forgive you for that" lmao
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Faceplant8 replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:01:03 pm PDT

Why would you make bread? I haven't gotten to plains yet in this playthrough, but pre-update, bread was terribly inefficient. I did notice that blood pudding provides a very high amount of stamina. Maybe you should cook that instead?
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:02:34 pm PDT

Originally posted by Will Whiskey:
"i wont forgive you for that" lmao
Enjoi your dead game, shill
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bioxid replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:04:22 pm PDT

Originally posted by gsw mer:
Originally posted by Midas:
You do realize that it takes more than a single grain of barley to make bread, right?
YOU DO REALIZE 1 WHOLE PLANT DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE GRAIN OF BARLEY RIGHT??? NICE BAIT M8, FOR UR OWN SAKE


nice caps.

one barley make one sack of flour.
do you think you could bake a full loaf of bread with 5 peices of barley?
quit being delusional.

anyway, barley is one of the most easily produced ressource. especially with the harvest part.


and food pre update was compeltely broken.
eat 3 easy food and be maxed both in stamina and health?
yeah, nice. better remove food altogether at this point.

new food is fine.
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Kaziklu78 replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:04:32 pm PDT

Well few things here.

First... the game is in Early Release. That means you are in what is essentially development Beta (barely that) while the game is being developed. The EA price is often basically a Pre-Purchase. As such one should not expect the UI, Mechanics, Balancing, and Crafting mats to be the same as the development goes on as they are at the beginning for EA.

That isn't the cop out it is EA deal with it... but the actual purpose of EA. The problem with Valheim is it was in a really decent condition at launch and so it feels like it is further in it's development than it is. When EA started the Game was likely 18 months to 2 years from release.

Second. The Game has a day night cycle of 18 minutes of day 9 minutes of night. 1 minute represents 53 minutes give or take. So if it is 30 seconds.. cook bread, leave it in the oven for 25 minutes longer than it needs see what it will look like. Do they go over board a bit on certain things? yes. Is the game released and can things still change? yes.

It feels as though you don't understand what you purchased with an Early Access game like this that is taking full advantage of it's EA status to develop the game.
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:05:00 pm PDT

Originally posted by Faceplant8:
Why would you make bread? I haven't gotten to plains yet in this playthrough, but pre-update, bread was terribly inefficient. I did notice that blood pudding provides a very high amount of stamina. Maybe you should cook that instead?
look up the stamina foods. if u dont know stats on this game why are you commenting?
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:08:27 pm PDT

Originally posted by bioxid:
one barley make one sack of flour.
i could make atleast 5x bread with one WHOLE SACK OF FLOUR. keep living in ur delusions buddy. have fun on the dead game
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Midas replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:11:12 pm PDT

Originally posted by gsw mer:
Enjoi your dead game, shill

Originally posted by gsw mer:
. have fun on the dead game

what a clown.
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gsw mer replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:12:59 pm PDT

Originally posted by Midas:
Originally posted by gsw mer:
Enjoi your dead game, shill

Originally posted by gsw mer:
. have fun on the dead game

what a clown.
says the guy who thinks a whole plant of barley makes a single grain. keep posting
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Midas replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:15:01 pm PDT

Originally posted by gsw mer:
Originally posted by Midas:



what a clown.
says the guy who thinks a whole plant of barley makes a single grain. keep posting

I never said that, but since you're dumb enough to make this post, I'm not surprised you missed the point of what I said.
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Faceplant8 replied to troll devs. delete me go ahead September 27, 2021 @ 12:16:17 pm PDT

Originally posted by gsw mer:
Originally posted by Faceplant8:
Why would you make bread? I haven't gotten to plains yet in this playthrough, but pre-update, bread was terribly inefficient. I did notice that blood pudding provides a very high amount of stamina. Maybe you should cook that instead?
look up the stamina foods. if u dont know stats on this game why are you commenting?

Blood pudding has 84 stamina and faster healing. According to the wiki, bread has 75 stamina, which seems pretty good as well, but it still looks like it's very inefficient. I stand by my comment that you maybe should try blood pudding instead. The ingredients are readily obtainable.
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