Game is trash

This game is nothing short of awful. If you are not being attacked right from the start (which happens often), you basically can't “do” anything. The game tells you to build a workbench, then will not let you place it. WTF You are left wandering round until you get killed by a gang of munchkins. You lose everything (what little you had). Which is tough because rocks (which you need for everything is in very short supply. You pretty much use all the rock just making an hatchet, which is now gone. The game puts up a front that you can go recover your items. Total lie. You will have wade though a gang of 6-8 enemies camping your stuff with nothing but your fists (if your items are even there), which I don't believe. Game play is just another in a series of WTF moments. The game hates it's players that much. Totally not worth the effort to play, it's just plain awful.
3:13 am, March 24, 2023
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pk replied to Game is trash March 24, 2023 @ 12:36:41 am PDT

Honestly... I think it's a skill issue. There's very little in this game that can't be overcome with some thinking and good choices, but I guess not everybody is capable or willing to put in the effort. There are of course many things in this game that are not as intuitive as they could be, but the game is definitely not trash by any reasonable metrics.

If you don't enjoy it then you can always request a refund though.
12:13 pm, March 24, 2023
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Knight Artharyo replied to Game is trash March 24, 2023 @ 12:10:53 am PDT

Has anyone else had problems when you try to load a world. The thing keeps crashing everytime.
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umop-apisdn replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 8:42:59 pm PDT

That... actually looks kinda cool, Zep.

That developer has a lot of "desktop wallpaper" games, and some of them look like they're pretty neat.
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FairLight replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 8:58:12 pm PDT

Originally posted by Xerxes86:
This game is nothing short of awful. If you are not being attacked right from the start (which happens often), you basically can't “do” anything. The game tells you to build a workbench, then will not let you place it. WTF You are left wandering round until you get killed by a gang of munchkins. You lose everything (what little you had). Which is tough because rocks (which you need for everything is in very short supply. You pretty much use all the rock just making an hatchet, which is now gone. The game puts up a front that you can go recover your items. Total lie. You will have wade though a gang of 6-8 enemies camping your stuff with nothing but your fists (if your items are even there), which I don't believe. Game play is just another in a series of WTF moments. The game hates it's players that much. Totally not worth the effort to play, it's just plain awful.

why did you feel the need to jump on your keyboard and say this? you could of simply uninstalled and got a refund, but no you had to be a keyboard warrior
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Mile replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 9:06:43 pm PDT

Originally posted by Shaken_Widow:
this that guy that hates hiking because bugs fly in his mouth.


Thanks for the laugh that was great!
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Renlish replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 9:16:40 pm PDT

The game itself it fine. There's a learning curve (not a very steep one in these initial stages) and the game LITERALLY guides you through until you've discovered all the tools you need to carry on. The issue is definitely PEBKAC.

Either learn to play or get a refund.
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Zep Tepi replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 9:20:16 pm PDT

Originally posted by umop-apisdn:
That... actually looks kinda cool, Zep.

That developer has a lot of "desktop wallpaper" games, and some of them look like they're pretty neat.

It is actually kinda neat. You can throw balls for the fox and it plays fetch. Also has a colorful pixelized landscape.
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Soma replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 9:55:56 pm PDT

Originally posted by Xerxes86:
This game is nothing short of awful. If you are not being attacked right from the start (which happens often), you basically can't “do” anything. The game tells you to build a workbench, then will not let you place it. WTF You are left wandering round until you get killed by a gang of munchkins. You lose everything (what little you had). Which is tough because rocks (which you need for everything is in very short supply. You pretty much use all the rock just making an hatchet, which is now gone. The game puts up a front that you can go recover your items. Total lie. You will have wade though a gang of 6-8 enemies camping your stuff with nothing but your fists (if your items are even there), which I don't believe. Game play is just another in a series of WTF moments. The game hates it's players that much. Totally not worth the effort to play, it's just plain awful.

Khalysto started a thread last week asking folks to share what "brutal" meant to them. I think you just gave one of the best answers. Sadly for you it was not what you were looking for. Thankfully for most of us it is why we LOVE Valheim.
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NiceGuy replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 10:07:54 pm PDT

Darwins survival of the fittest... 👍
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Shaken_Widow replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 6:58:08 pm PDT

this that guy that hates hiking because bugs fly in his mouth.
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Cap'n Bells replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 7:22:37 pm PDT

life can be like that,,,some adapt.. some ...
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bare minimum replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 7:35:52 pm PDT

try one more time man.
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canis39 replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 7:36:59 pm PDT

Why is it always the ones with the private profiles...
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Shaken_Widow replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 7:37:47 pm PDT

im so sick of this country ass game!

lol that one reporter meme
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umop-apisdn replied to Game is trash March 23, 2023 @ 7:42:52 pm PDT

I see several issues with your description of events, and will attempt to address them in the order you described them.

There is an exclusion zone around the rock circle you spawn in, which is why you can't place a workbench there. Move a little farther away, and find a flat(ish) spot of ground to place it on. Better yet, find an existing structure and place the workbench inside, then repair that structure with the hammer (made from 3 wood and 2 stone). Repairing things is free, but building more stuff requires more materials.

Remember to get a roof over your workbench before the hammer runs out of durability, or you'll have to make another one instead of repairing the first one. Also note the second tab of the workbench interface; upgrading your hammer (and other stuff) will make it last longer before you have to repair it again.

There are rocks all over the ground, you just have to pick them up.
Similarly, you can pick up branches, and then make a club with 6 of them.

For that matter, fists are perfectly capable weapons against the enemies you will find in the meadows; you should learn to block. On the PC, this is done by holding right-click, even when unarmed. If you time it well (starting your block just before the enemy's attack would land), you can stagger your opponent; this will allow you to get in a good solid blow before they recover.

If you've managed to gather 6-8 enemies, then you're doing it wrong; either get better at running so you don't have so many chasing you at a time, or kill them as you find them so there's only ever one or maybe two to fight.

Your death marker will never despawn, if there are items in it. The map marker is permanent until you right-click it to make it disappear; you literally cannot lose items due to death. You might not want to recover them right away, instead choosing to let whatever killed you wander away first... but there's no time limit, and if we're being entirely fair, you just said you didn't have anything anyway. Pick up rocks and sticks in a different direction, this time, and craft new gear.

There's very little hand-holding in Valheim. Also, this game is difficult. Here's a few tips and tricks to get you started:

Stop sprinting everywhere; save your stamina for when you need it.
Avoid swimming, you will probably drown.
Eat something. Eat something else. Notice how much more health and stamina you have with a full belly, and look for ways to make more and better food.
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