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Whats the fastest you have completed all boss in game days
8:13 am, July 12, 2021
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Nwah replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 1:37:01 pm PDT

Originally posted by Eternal Herald:
Pretty sad a bunch of neckbeards are crapping on this dude for asking a question. Speedrunning is a huge phenomenon that has alot of fans. Theres no "right" or "wrong" way to play Valheim. Its a single player (or small party) game, play however the ♥♥♥♥ you want. Anyone who thinks their opinion is important in how another should play a game is conceited as ♥♥♥♥ and possibly stupid to boot.

To answer your question OP, I've never tried. What would be the rules? Fresh world fresh toon? On my current world I could do it pretty quick (wont hazard a guess) because I have portals to every boss and I could easily put the summon loot on standby there. Interesting challenge at least.

Welcome to the Valheim boards. Where you MUST play it EXACTLY how they say. Even just uttering anything about deviating from their vision will get you dogpiled.

People straight up calling speedrunning "nonsensical" lmfao
11:13 pm, July 12, 2021
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Pap replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 1:43:34 pm PDT

Originally posted by Nwah:
Originally posted by GunsForBucks:
Silly question. Using an old character, world hopping and websites to look up your map can make this super cheese. Rather the shortest time is likely to be the biggest cheese of all.

If you are playing to beat the bosses the fastest then you are playing the game wrong.

You could probably do it in less than an hour if you joined a server with everything done. Just equip stuff others made and farmed and go kill the bosses one by one... then call yourself a hero ha ha ha Heck you could probably do it in half an hour.

Dude, there's nothing wrong with speedrunning games. Yeah, technically it is playing the game wrong, but so what? It's fun, and that's kind of the main reason to play video games.
yeah but speedrunning needs some rules when you can compete. you can't compete on random speed with random ppl, that is just retarded. eithery you create a specific seed and speedrun or that or there is no point in bragging
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John replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 1:44:50 pm PDT

Originally posted by Nwah:
Originally posted by Eternal Herald:
Pretty sad a bunch of neckbeards are crapping on this dude for asking a question. Speedrunning is a huge phenomenon that has alot of fans. Theres no "right" or "wrong" way to play Valheim. Its a single player (or small party) game, play however the ♥♥♥♥ you want. Anyone who thinks their opinion is important in how another should play a game is conceited as ♥♥♥♥ and possibly stupid to boot.

To answer your question OP, I've never tried. What would be the rules? Fresh world fresh toon? On my current world I could do it pretty quick (wont hazard a guess) because I have portals to every boss and I could easily put the summon loot on standby there. Interesting challenge at least.

Welcome to the Valheim boards. Where you MUST play it EXACTLY how they say. Even just uttering anything about deviating from their vision will get you dogpiled.

People straight up calling speedrunning "nonsensical" lmfao

Serious?, there are people like that on the Valheim forums? Speedrunning is absolutely amazing. Time dedicated to understand a game like it isn't supposed to be played, it's just glorious.
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Nwah replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 10:45:39 am PDT

Originally posted by jorpoulp:
If you like these kinds of challenges, as said it's the wrong game.. Darks souls are better for you ;)

Pretty sure you can speed speedrun pretty much any game you want.

People are speedrunning Minecraft ffs. So no, it's not the "wrong game".
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维尼熊 replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 10:46:44 am PDT

Given that the challenge is not to "play the best" to get the fastest time, speed running Valheim should logically be substituted with sitting on the world-map generator website and search thru all the seeds for the "perfect map".
Without a consensus on what seed to use, the idea of a "fastest" is complete nonsense really.
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Nwah replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 10:52:00 am PDT

Originally posted by 维尼熊:
Given that the challenge is not to "play the best" to get the fastest time, speed running Valheim should logically be substituted with sitting on the world-map generator website and search thru all the seeds for the "perfect map".
Without a consensus on what seed to use, the idea of a "fastest" is complete nonsense really.

So all the speedruns done in the Random Seed category for Minecraft are "complete nonsense"? Pfft.
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stvlepore replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 11:12:20 am PDT

Hundreds of hours w/o doing them all. I lose.
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GunsForBucks replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 11:22:01 am PDT

Originally posted by 维尼熊:
Given that the challenge is not to "play the best" to get the fastest time, speed running Valheim should logically be substituted with sitting on the world-map generator website and search thru all the seeds for the "perfect map".
Without a consensus on what seed to use, the idea of a "fastest" is complete nonsense really.
Well lets face it ... the majority of "speedrun experts" use map exploits and game glitches to achieve a minimum time.
But this is a sandbox type game. You have a console to use.
If you set things up before hand you could reasonably join a server for the first time and kill all the bosses within 5 min. Jump in a portal grab the items to trigger the boss then console to insta kill them. Portal to next boss and repeat.

I mean if your idea of fun is half a second of internet fame from having the "best time" I guess someone could enjoy that?

But yeah, in a game like this it seems kind of nonsensical to me as well.
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Eternal Herald replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 12:31:13 pm PDT

Pretty sad a bunch of neckbeards are crapping on this dude for asking a question. Speedrunning is a huge phenomenon that has alot of fans. Theres no "right" or "wrong" way to play Valheim. Its a single player (or small party) game, play however the ♥♥♥♥ you want. Anyone who thinks their opinion is important in how another should play a game is conceited as ♥♥♥♥ and possibly stupid to boot.

To answer your question OP, I've never tried. What would be the rules? Fresh world fresh toon? On my current world I could do it pretty quick (wont hazard a guess) because I have portals to every boss and I could easily put the summon loot on standby there. Interesting challenge at least.
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GunsForBucks replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 7:33:34 am PDT

Originally posted by blankitosonic:
Originally posted by GunsForBucks:
Silly question. Using an old character, world hopping and websites to look up your map can make this super cheese. Rather the shortest time is likely to be the biggest cheese of all.

If you are playing to beat the bosses the fastest then you are playing the game wrong.

You could probably do it in less than an hour if you joined a server with everything done. Just equip stuff others made and farmed and go kill the bosses one by one... then call yourself a hero ha ha ha Heck you could probably do it in half an hour.
If there isnt portals stick to the bosses altars and u havent full BM and padded , I doubt a lot u can do it in 1/2 hour or an hour , trasmporting moder eggs are a thing and even with top bow and top arrows take time if u re alone , same with yagluth
That could all be set up before you even get to a server.
I have plenty of playthrough saves where I have things like totems and eggs in boxes by the boss spawn.
5:13 pm, July 12, 2021
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Nwah replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 8:07:46 am PDT

Originally posted by GunsForBucks:
Silly question. Using an old character, world hopping and websites to look up your map can make this super cheese. Rather the shortest time is likely to be the biggest cheese of all.

If you are playing to beat the bosses the fastest then you are playing the game wrong.

You could probably do it in less than an hour if you joined a server with everything done. Just equip stuff others made and farmed and go kill the bosses one by one... then call yourself a hero ha ha ha Heck you could probably do it in half an hour.

Dude, there's nothing wrong with speedrunning games. Yeah, technically it is playing the game wrong, but so what? It's fun, and that's kind of the main reason to play video games.
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jorpoulp replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 10:00:52 am PDT

If you like these kinds of challenges, as said it's the wrong game.. Darks souls are better for you ;)
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blankitosonic replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 6:45:04 am PDT

Originally posted by GunsForBucks:
Silly question. Using an old character, world hopping and websites to look up your map can make this super cheese. Rather the shortest time is likely to be the biggest cheese of all.

If you are playing to beat the bosses the fastest then you are playing the game wrong.

You could probably do it in less than an hour if you joined a server with everything done. Just equip stuff others made and farmed and go kill the bosses one by one... then call yourself a hero ha ha ha Heck you could probably do it in half an hour.
If there isnt portals stick to the bosses altars and u havent full BM and padded , I doubt a lot u can do it in 1/2 hour or an hour , trasmporting moder eggs are a thing and even with top bow and top arrows take time if u re alone , same with yagluth
2:13 pm, July 12, 2021
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Fzanco replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 2:36:34 am PDT

I assume this new map new toon?haven't done a quick boss run yet but if I were to I'd try go blind on a new map with fresh character. If ever do this I'll try get back to you lol
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GunsForBucks replied to Fastest July 12, 2021 @ 3:42:38 am PDT

Silly question. Using an old character, world hopping and websites to look up your map can make this super cheese. Rather the shortest time is likely to be the biggest cheese of all.

If you are playing to beat the bosses the fastest then you are playing the game wrong.

You could probably do it in less than an hour if you joined a server with everything done. Just equip stuff others made and farmed and go kill the bosses one by one... then call yourself a hero ha ha ha Heck you could probably do it in half an hour.
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