'twas a feirce battle
in the murky swamp, i threw the bones in and a foul stench filled the air, a green glowing blob like nothing i'd seen before, rose up before me, the putrid creature bellowed and swung.
The battle had begun.
For an hour we battled i dodged and i parried as i decimated his minions, kicking leeches in murky water blocking swords and flame and bile as i blew slimes into sprays of goop, slowly chipping away at this 'bone masses' health..
i was as close to death as he was, but i knew his tactics now and as he swung, my weapon connected and he was dead...
i collected my trophy and headed to the trader, there i gave him 400 gold and he handed me back 4 Ymir flesh exclaiming "use these to make the iron sledge, it will greatly aid you in killing bonemass"
To which i replied
"you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wot?"
The battle had begun.
For an hour we battled i dodged and i parried as i decimated his minions, kicking leeches in murky water blocking swords and flame and bile as i blew slimes into sprays of goop, slowly chipping away at this 'bone masses' health..
i was as close to death as he was, but i knew his tactics now and as he swung, my weapon connected and he was dead...
i collected my trophy and headed to the trader, there i gave him 400 gold and he handed me back 4 Ymir flesh exclaiming "use these to make the iron sledge, it will greatly aid you in killing bonemass"
To which i replied
"you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wot?"
3:13 pm, January 6, 2023
loppantorkel replied to 'twas a feirce battle January 6, 2023 @ 6:20:50 am PST
Trader the greatest troll in the woods.
3:13 pm, January 6, 2023
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Benevolent replied to 'twas a feirce battle January 6, 2023 @ 7:03:50 am PST
Lmao...I played "Duel of the Fates" on Spotify for this little story. I wasn't disappointed
3:13 pm, January 6, 2023
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