The Meadows are Too Hard

I spawned and this little tree thing came over and scratched me!?!?!?!?!
3:13 am, December 15, 2021
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zangori replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 9:56:07 am PST

Jesus!!! By the Holly Cow!!! We really need to nerf Meadows, imedietly.
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()mega replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 12:06:24 pm PST

My first time playing, the bird dropped me and a greyling instantly killed me. Killed me a few more times whilst I'm trying to work out controls and discovering I've got Stamina. When I finally punched him to death, a bull charged me and killed me some more. I died 8 times before I even spoke to the bird and left the stone circle.
It's so satisfying to now smack the stupid things with my Mace and watch them fly :)
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steveviscious replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 7:33:24 am PST

Originally posted by deadshooter:
Yeah, Meadows are too dangerous. Swamp is the safest
Truth
6:13 pm, December 15, 2021
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CuriosityKillsTheMADCat replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 7:32:33 am PST

A clear (maybe even the clearest one so far here) case of

Git Gud ;)
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Letozeth replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 5:47:58 am PST

This happens to kids who were naughty.
If you've been a good kid, they wont come out and scratch you.
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pipo.p replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 2:12:51 am PST

If I remember correctly, even with 0 stats and naked, blocking with fists and kicking the pest should work, should they be only one. Of course, you are not used to these actions when playing for first time.

First few nights, if Hugin's messages were unclear, and you are still freezing outside, best is to crouch backed to a large rock, or half hidden in the middle of very closed trees, or just on a flat rock several meters from the shorline. The important thing is to break those Lines of Sight. However, if you happen to annoy a pair of boars by day, or if Eykthir sends his beasts...
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deadshooter replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 2:29:10 am PST

Yeah, Meadows are too dangerous. Swamp is the safest
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Samoth replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 15, 2021 @ 3:21:35 am PST

:sh3shocked::scribe:"Meadow too hard?"!?!?:unpopular: :piglaugh::propaganda::sh3angry::emotxxl5:Fishing for :LOOTCHEST:awards:SKULLSCREAM::manjoy::lunar2020moneyrat:, :dwarfbeer::prothesis: Cheers!:popular: :shcscribe:Well played. A 10-ton softball, nice:meephappy:. :meepstarry:Too clever.:gobble: The:evilfy: trees will get you:Decapitation::frosted::KScared:.
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Lecherous Lychee 🐸 replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 4:43:35 pm PST

Well, as GunsForBucks has mentioned, the real enemy are the trees. Most of my early deaths came from trees falling and rolling over me... [sigh]
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GunsForBucks replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 5:19:26 pm PST

They trick you too. Lul you into a false sense of security then out of nowhere splat as it got a bunch of its friends to throw them around. 1000x worse at night, you never see them coming. Evil incarnate I tell you... even witches are made of wood!
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us271934 replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 5:29:32 pm PST

When cutting a beech tree you can jump and bump the trunk and it will generally go in the direction you push it. However, to get around this the tree will often hit and break another tree which will then take aim and fall on you for revenge. Birch, fir and pine trees don't seem to respond as predictably to the jump/bump technique. They are all obviously plotting to kill Vikings per orders from Odin.
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Only-He-Stands-There replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 5:35:21 pm PST

kinda nice to see a proper reaction to game journalist playstile. you have my respect, warrior.
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Only-He-Stands-There replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 5:47:13 pm PST

Originally posted by GunsForBucks:
They trick you too. Lul you into a false sense of security then out of nowhere splat as it got a bunch of its friends to throw them around. 1000x worse at night, you never see them coming. Evil incarnate I tell you... even witches are made of wood!
not anymore, btw. i've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it in a nearby discussion about swamp nerfs and even made a half-assed experiment
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QueenOfSting40 replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 6:01:07 pm PST

I move my a$$ out of the way from those trees. Then just go get my loot
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QueenOfSting40 replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 6:04:05 pm PST

Kick A$$ you can punch kick when started out go to sleep at night go craft that club use torch it scares away the pigs and the goblin dwarf thingy
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Only-He-Stands-There replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 6:08:05 pm PST

cant really say if the helpful dude above me is serious or it is some meta-ironic ♥♥♥♥ i'm too dumb to understand
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Mikakunin replied to The Meadows are Too Hard December 14, 2021 @ 6:22:50 pm PST

i have to pick up my corpse intead of autospawn, literally unplayable:csgo_despair:
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