Tragedy of the Carrots
I cultivated my field, fenced it, and planted my carrots. they were happy. and then one day they were gone.
8:13 am, April 21, 2023
Nightmares and Fantasies replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 11:30:00 am PDT
Iambic pentameters do be enchanting.
2:13 am, April 23, 2023
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Heater replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 11:23:28 am PDT
And the angel said unto me
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust..."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on liiiiiiiiife
This is necessary....
8:13 pm, April 22, 2023
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Home Is Behind, The World Ahead replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 11:30:00 am PDT
Iambic pentameters do be enchanting.
8:13 pm, April 22, 2023
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!?! replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 11:47:39 am PDT
I ate them.
8:13 pm, April 22, 2023
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Kalysm replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 12:28:58 pm PDT
The shamans specifically. The poison the spray goes thru the fences and gets em. Its a stinker but make your garden extra wide and plant near the center to defend against it. Sounds like a Grey Dwarf infestation to me. They will occasionally trickle in from the forest to attack planted crops, very common.
8:13 pm, April 22, 2023
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Nerevar replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 22, 2023 @ 12:48:20 pm PDT
was it spawnproofed for night spawns?
8:13 pm, April 22, 2023
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chriszewski replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 21, 2023 @ 4:22:38 pm PDT
And the angel said unto me
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust..."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on liiiiiiiiife
2:13 am, April 22, 2023
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Happy replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 21, 2023 @ 4:44:20 am PDT
Sounds like a Grey Dwarf infestation to me. They will occasionally trickle in from the forest to attack planted crops, very common.
If you need a Grey dwarf exterminator I charge 160 gold a day, free meals, including labour for putting up a palisade wall and swatting the invasive intruders.
If you need a Grey dwarf exterminator I charge 160 gold a day, free meals, including labour for putting up a palisade wall and swatting the invasive intruders.
2:13 pm, April 21, 2023
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sarteck replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 21, 2023 @ 1:58:48 am PDT
And the angel said unto me
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust..."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust..."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
11:13 am, April 21, 2023
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Emelio Lizardo replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 21, 2023 @ 2:40:44 am PDT
Killer rabbits?
11:13 am, April 21, 2023
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knighttemplar1960 replied to Tragedy of the Carrots April 21, 2023 @ 2:45:55 am PDT
Are you playing on a public server? If so, another player may have picked them.
11:13 am, April 21, 2023
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