This game hates itself.

So many problems with this game just make it frustrating. The stamina system is horrible, the terrain generator is just crap; it makes huge "vallleys" with water at the bottom that are unclimbable and are just death traps. Rafts are the biggest waste of time and just a lesson in frustration. Enemies have HUGE aggro ranges and will try to kill you before you see them and will chase you through several regions before they give up. At night enemies just appear out of literally nothing to annoy you, just bad.

OH and when the game decides that it's storming and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction of where I need to go, I can't pass time so I just have to AFK until that chances. It's like the devs don't play these style games or they don't play it themselves.
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ShaftAlmighty replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:14:27 pm PST

Another "This game is too hard so it obviously sucks " thread.

Can you people start a collective and open your own discussion board already?

Everything you have posted thus far REALLY reads like you are entirely new to sandbox survival games. I mean, if you are just venting then post it now and i guarantee everyone will go along with it. We all share a corpse-run bond here.
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Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:17:33 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
. Grow a hide, cupcake.

Pretty rich to come into a very popular survival game's forums complaining about "stamina, terrain, rafts (lol) huge aggro ranges... then call someone a cupcake?

43,000 people playing this wonderful game at this very moment...

Hurry...get your money back before you get 2 hours played.
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wizard_of_woz replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:18:43 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
So many problems with this game just make it frustrating. The stamina system is horrible, the terrain generator is just crap; it makes huge "vallleys" with water at the bottom that are unclimbable and are just death traps. Rafts are the biggest waste of time and just a lesson in frustration. Enemies have HUGE aggro ranges and will try to kill you before you see them and will chase you through several regions before they give up. At night enemies just appear out of literally nothing to annoy you, just bad.

OH and when the game decides that it's storming and the wind is blowing in the opposite direction of where I need to go, I can't pass time so I just have to AFK until that chances. It's like the devs don't play these style games or they don't play it themselves.
Stamina system is fine, just need to learn how to use it.
Those valleys can be sprinted out of, just like the mountains.
Just like real life, rafts are for very short trips. Getting across a large river or lake.
Enemies don't have that huge of aggro range, you just aren't paying attention. And they don't chase you that far.
I have never had an enemy spawn in front of me unless there is a spawner there.
That's is why boats have a row speed. So you can go against the wind.
But yeah it is the game not you....
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KingKickAss replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:23:20 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
Originally posted by KingKickAss:
Isn't the whole thing with Valheim that a guy made a game and didn't expect it to blow up like it did resulting in a community that expects things to be fixed very quickly?


Is this the first time you've played a video game?

Cool. Welcome to the game industry. Here is some heavy handed criticism. Grow a hide, cupcake.
Are you saying that to me or the devs of an early access video game? I don't think they care that you said their game sucks with how successful it is.
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Jukebox Goblin replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:25:17 pm PST

Originally posted by Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch:
Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
. Grow a hide, cupcake.

Pretty rich to come into a very popular survival game's forums complaining about "stamina, terrain, rafts (lol) huge aggro ranges... then call someone a cupcake?

43,000 people playing this wonderful game at this very moment...

Hurry...get your money back before you get 2 hours played.

Funny, you didn't offer any points to the contrary tho...And just because something is broken, doesn't mean I don't have a thick hide. Clearly you got hella triggered by my post so I can see right through your skin xD
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Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:31:47 pm PST

How many hours played cupcake?
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Jukebox Goblin replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:34:07 pm PST

Originally posted by ShaftAlmighty:
Another "This game is too hard so it obviously sucks " thread.

Can you people start a collective and open your own discussion board already?

Everything you have posted thus far REALLY reads like you are entirely new to sandbox survival games. I mean, if you are just venting then post it now and i guarantee everyone will go along with it. We all share a corpse-run bond here.

Sorry man, I don't frequent this discussion but glad to know that a huge amount of people are also having big complaints.

And No. I play a lot of sandbox survival games, that's why the flaws are so glaring in this one. xD
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Jukebox Goblin replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:35:15 pm PST

Originally posted by Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch:
How many hours played cupcake?

12. Thats enough to get a good feel of the game. But I don't know why you need to virtue signal the amount of time you have played this game but you are just coming across as a mindless fanboy lmao.
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KingKickAss replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:35:26 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
Originally posted by KingKickAss:
You're projecting an awful lot lmao

LMAO. Nah, you are the one that literally projected when you said the dev doesn't care what I think bc you do. Go eat glass man.
I like how you're just saying "No, you" and getting so riled up LOL
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Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:37:17 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
Originally posted by Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch:
How many hours played cupcake?

12. Thats enough to get a good feel of the game. But I don't know why you need to virtue signal the amount of time you have played this game but you are just coming across as a mindless fanboy lmao.

So you done then? No more Valheim for you? You've had your fill ..moving on then?

12 hours and gone?
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PakaNoHida replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:51:15 pm PST

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
Originally posted by Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch:
How many hours played cupcake?

12. Thats enough to get a good feel of the game. But I don't know why you need to virtue signal the amount of time you have played this game but you are just coming across as a mindless fanboy lmao.

No it really isn't enough time cupcake & I think you should stop playing video games all together because every complaint has easy in game methods to deal with, and your aggro thing is such hyperbole it might as well be a comical fallacy.

Lastly, if you had your fill, why are you trolling the boards here?
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Science Dog replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 2:07:37 pm PST

Fellow Vikings - When posting in the Steam Community, please ensure that your posts are constructive, relevant and respectful. This thread has ceased to be any of these things and is now locked.
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KingKickAss replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 12:59:03 pm PST

Isn't the whole thing with Valheim that a guy made a game and didn't expect it to blow up like it did resulting in a community that expects things to be fixed very quickly?

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
At night enemies just appear out of literally nothing to annoy you, just bad.
Is this the first time you've played a video game?
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Honorable_D replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:00:41 pm PST

Did you never play Terraria or Minecraft? This is how these types of games work.
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Jukebox Goblin replied to This game hates itself. February 4, 2022 @ 1:03:58 pm PST

Originally posted by KingKickAss:
Isn't the whole thing with Valheim that a guy made a game and didn't expect it to blow up like it did resulting in a community that expects things to be fixed very quickly?

Originally posted by Jukebox Goblin:
At night enemies just appear out of literally nothing to annoy you, just bad.
Is this the first time you've played a video game?

Cool. Welcome to the game industry. Here is some heavy handed criticism. Grow a hide, cupcake.

and no...lots of games don't have enemies just APPEAR in front of you like spooky ghosts. Even 7 days to die at least tries to make they appear to be running at you. These graylings just fall from the sky,
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