Originally posted by WindWakerWindWakerWindWaker:

i am bad at it and need help. why are my guy's asscheeks so THICK in game? I can't focus on the quests because my eyes are glued to this guy's hind quarters. I tried to run across the world to help trim him down but it is only inflating my boi's gluteus maximus.

You may be able to benefit from a deer hide cape. The cape will flow and allow you to focus on the task rather than on your viking physique. And then after a hard day's work, you can remove the cape, practice sneaking in the comfort of your makeshift wood shack, and sway side to side against the corner until dawn.

What a terrible day to be able to read XP

you'd think the thunder in the game would be from thor summoning lightning, but no it's the clap of my boys cheeks 'cause he's too dummy thicc