Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!!

So far, mountains are just NOT FUN whatsoever! Run around looking for silver and encounter stone golems which one-shot you even while blocking with a shield and then when you die, you have to drink a frost resistance mead and try to parkour up a bunch of hills while getting one-shotted as soon as an enemy spots you! F***K THIS GAME, I AM SO SICK OF DOING 10 CORPSE RUNS TO RETREIEVE MY STUFF ONLY TO PLAY FOR 20MIN BEFORE I DIE AND HAVE TO DO IT OVER AGAIN!!!
9:13 pm, February 28, 2022
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Macdallan replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 5:13:02 pm PST

Originally posted by Danson:
Stop dying so much?

Stop dying so much.
3:13 am, March 1, 2022
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us271934-Слава Україн replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 5:31:21 pm PST

Hey op, thanks for the laughs. Most recent news is about very negative things - but yours was hilarious! Keep it coming!
3:13 am, March 1, 2022
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Kalysm replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 2:06:30 pm PST

What he said

Originally posted by SWEDENKVIST:
So far, mountains are just NOT FUN whatsoever! Run around looking for silver and encounter stone golems which one-shot you even while blocking with a shield and then when you die, you have to drink a frost resistance mead and try to parkour up a bunch of hills while getting one-shotted as soon as an enemy spots you! F***K THIS GAME, I AM SO SICK OF DOING 10 CORPSE RUNS TO RETREIEVE MY STUFF ONLY TO PLAY FOR 20MIN BEFORE I DIE AND HAVE TO DO IT OVER AGAIN!!!

What I heard

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
12:13 am, March 1, 2022
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Shurenai replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 2:23:46 pm PST

Originally posted by SWEDENKVIST:
So far, mountains are just NOT FUN whatsoever! Run around looking for silver and encounter stone golems which one-shot you even while blocking with a shield and then when you die, you have to drink a frost resistance mead and try to parkour up a bunch of hills while getting one-shotted as soon as an enemy spots you! F***K THIS GAME, I AM SO SICK OF DOING 10 CORPSE RUNS TO RETREIEVE MY STUFF ONLY TO PLAY FOR 20MIN BEFORE I DIE AND HAVE TO DO IT OVER AGAIN!!!
The heck are you wearing to get oneshot through a blocking shield? Troll armor? Are you even supposed to be on the mountain yet? Do you have good enough food for the stage of the game you're at? O.o

Also, No, You don't need frost resist mead every time. Bring some wood and stone on the corpse run and drop campfires as you go- They'll stave off the freezing debuff. And as mentioned by others, Wear your old gear, Don't just go running in naked if you have other options.
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wizard_of_woz replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 2:48:45 pm PST

Originally posted by SWEDENKVIST:
So far, mountains are just NOT FUN whatsoever! Run around looking for silver and encounter stone golems which one-shot you even while blocking with a shield and then when you die, you have to drink a frost resistance mead and try to parkour up a bunch of hills while getting one-shotted as soon as an enemy spots you! F***K THIS GAME, I AM SO SICK OF DOING 10 CORPSE RUNS TO RETREIEVE MY STUFF ONLY TO PLAY FOR 20MIN BEFORE I DIE AND HAVE TO DO IT OVER AGAIN!!!
A video game is for enjoyment. If you don't like doing corpse runs, don't do them. Just fly there. Since it is a single player game, it doesn't matter, all that matters is you are having fun.
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william_es replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 3:43:36 pm PST

uhm, is building game... so... BUILD

First thing I did in mountain biome was carve a trail up to the top area. Smooth path, with markers and lights.

Second, was carve a big chunk of the mountain down, until it had sheer sides, then built a shack on top. With a portal. Ended up building 4 more shacks eventually.

All with portals.

So corpse runs became "portal-in-and-then-get corpse" runs. Which still sucked, but were much more manageable.

Whine less, build more.
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Sanyavok replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 3:43:47 pm PST

Yep, the mountain part must be the worst in the game. Not saying it gets better after that but won't be worse and hey you won't need a potion to get your stuff back. If you play solo I'm sorry, even duo that part can get impossible to fight off.
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wolfsmile1966 replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 4:11:02 pm PST

when in doubt.....cheat a lil
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Trakehner replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 12:03:19 pm PST

Leroy Jenkins tactics don't work in Valheim.

Proper gear, proper foods, proper tactics, patience.
9:13 pm, February 28, 2022
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Raven replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 12:24:55 pm PST

It kinda sounds like you're doing no food, naked corpse runs. That's generally never going to end well. Backup gear is vital to have in case of scenarios like yours. It also sounds like you're maybe not adequately geared for the mountains either. Iron gear (ideally upgraded) should make navigating the mountains easier, assuming you're not already using it.
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Gregomoto replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 12:27:10 pm PST

In cases like this it would be good to have a second (or more) gear (armor and a weapon) lying in a chest.
9:13 pm, February 28, 2022
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Pobblebonk replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 12:33:03 pm PST

Do corpse runs with gear (just use the stuff from the previous biome) and good food. If you get one shot from a golem you are not ready for the mountains. Upgrade your iron armor before going in there and use the best food you can craft, for swamp level that should be turnip stew, black soup and sausages (serpent stew if you have any is better ofc).
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PakaNoHida replied to Corpse runs up the mountains f*****g suck!!! February 28, 2022 @ 1:07:28 pm PST

Stop trying to do corpse runs naked. LOL
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