Originally posted by Only-He-Stands-There:

Originally posted by us271934:

Moving a tamed boar without a harpoon is sometimes enough to make a Viking go postal. I don't need to describe it - just about everybody has experienced it. Herding cats is a no brainer compared to this. The devs have a ***evil streak. Demonic laughter is the background noise of their workday. And that's how it should be.

You probably know, but still
Punch 'em once, run away to base, tame in the base. Works like a charm