Originally posted by warrenchmobile:

There is a Philistine in every crowd...

...Reminds me of an old joke.

Patient, "Doctor, it hurts when I raise my elbow like this."
Doctor, "Well, don't raise your elbow like that."

Don't look at it. Hang a troll head or some other trophy up there to cover up the ugly parts.

Like I said I don't want to cover it up with floor tiles, or especially trophies.