Why does everybody just fail to register the word "purgatory" in the game description? Getting into Valhalla isn't quick or easy. It's not supposed to be.

purgatory
pûr′gə-tôr″ē
noun
1) A state in which the souls of those who have died in grace must expiate their sins.
2) A place or condition of suffering, expiation, or remorse.
3) In the belief of Roman Catholics and others, a place of purgation in which the souls of those dying penitent are purified from venial sins, or undergo the temporal punishment which, after the guilt of mortal sin has been remitted, still remains to be endured by the sinner.

Edit: phrasing