fastest and easiest would be to use the devcommands, then ghost and god then go back to where you started and turn the devcommands off.

you could have had your stuff back hours ago.

I don't like ot use the devcommands either but considering what a pita it is to get one's gear back from a high tier zone I feel that it is justified in some situations. Really depends on how strict you want to be with your game.

Good luck and good hunting