Originally posted by Mousegerwitz:

Originally posted by Only-He-Stands-There:

if only kids these days knew how to use a hoe. Go drink some potion resitance mead(it kinda cancels swamp, and double cancels it's boss), build a portal or two, make yourself a treehouse on some big ass tree and try to have some fun.

You assume I haven't done these things? BTW who are you calling a kid? LOL I bet I am twice your age at least. I was playing computer games when it was text only :)

in that case you are most likely a failure of a gamer and probably should consider working as a game journalist. Want me to take my old char and pull you through the swamp? i've got a few hours to spare