Dear Diary, Day 1 on the island seems fruitful, I started building a house near a sweet little stream and I've made a new best friend I call him Mr. Piggy. Tomorrow's going to be a bright new day.

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Dear Diary, my best friend was a real ♥♥♥♥, he tried to kill me today. It turns out best friends taste like bacon. I'll see what new friends I can invite over for dinner tomorrow.