Originally posted by RasaNova:

Just don't forget to furl your sail and you won't have that awkward moment of splashing in the deep sea watching your boat happily sail away.

My first raft will be the ghost ship that all Vikings tell their children about.

"And there ye have it. Make sure to raise yer sail before getting off yer boat or it'll sail off to roam the seas forever just like old Maelstrom's haunted raft..."