Originally posted by Yolomancer:

Surely this is a troll post. It's not Diablo mate, direct your queries to their forums.

Originally posted by Cooperal:

I agree with 5. I can't imagine anyone would hate such an idea so much that they wouldn't want others to have it either.

Two more who either didn't read the spoiler text, or didn't comprehend it.
The OP is yanking on chains, mates.