Originally posted by WindWakerWindWakerWindWaker:

i am bad at it and need help. why are my guy's asscheeks so THICK in game? I can't focus on the quests because my eyes are glued to this guy's hind quarters. I tried to run across the world to help trim him down but it is only inflating my boi's gluteus maximus.

You may be able to benefit from a deer hide cape. The cape will flow and allow you to focus on the task rather than on your viking physique. And then after a hard day's work, you can remove the cape, practice sneaking in the comfort of your makeshift wood shack, and sway side to side against the corner until dawn.