I was cooking in my fortress ranch split between mountains, meadows, and plains; when they came for me. Standing there with my staff and only a freshly plucked mushroom I was attacked by a 1 star seeker busting in through my crystal windows. How could they reach me? I was fortified. Between myself and these beasts should lie walls of defense. Then I realized. They came from...behind. When the seeker smashed inside I quickly snarfed the rest of my eitr food, but I was not fast enough. The creature destroyed my bed, and then two more flew inside, feasting on my flesh. I awoke at the standing stones, where my spirit had first arrived to the tree of life and death. It would be another three days of spiritual life before my raft made landfall and I reclaimed my fortress.

*spits* Only good bug is a dead bug.