Originally posted by Crimson:

Originally posted by ShaftAlmighty:

No, see, you are supposed to defend the game and then add a backhanded compliment indicating OP's lack of skill and imagination. C'mon man, how many of these threads do we see every day? Ya gotta know the script by now.

This topic is now about ducks and whether or not they have toes. I submit that they, in fact, do!

Want to REALLY blow your mind? BOTH female and male ducks have peckers!

Runner ducks are awesome slug control in the garden, just saying.