A storytelling thread! :D

So one time my buddy and I were sailing up the north coast to recover my corpse at a far-flung outpost that had suffered a fuling raid long before its moat and walls were up. Bastards got in, swarmed, broke the portal -- it was a real mess. It's all I can think about on the way up.

Anyway, Danger Noodle shows its ugly head, voices its displeasure with us being in its waters, my friend bows it down off the coast of a swamp. My dumb naked ass jumps straight into the water on the kill, hoping to get a trophy/scales... and instead getting leeched.

My friend shot the leech, but not before the poison got me. My friend just took the meat out of the headstone and went and got my ♥♥♥♥. I can't be taken anywhere. XD