Start:...Please fasten seatbelts and check your seats are in the upright position before landing..The weather in Valheim will be warm and sunny, clothing is optional... {Voice changes} sorry ... um just going to drop you here ..enjoy the view!}
Welcome to..
Meadows.. Death by tree felling..Death by necks or GD's
Welcome to..
Black Forest...Troll Death. Death by drowning. Death by Falling. Death by Skeletons. Death by those green Skeletons
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Swamp... Death by leech, Death by disorientation, Death by nightfall and wraith. ,Drauger Death .. Death by unseen Death causing things Death Death .. Death by abomination
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Mountains... Death by freezing, Death by Drake. Death by Golem ( how did that happen?) death by epic falling. Death by failing to bounce after practicing Epic falling death and hitting the UP button whilst sliding. White Death. when you cant see for the White and cant hear the howling wolves.. but they can see you..
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Plains... Master Death Squito. hail ye oh master of the unwary wanderers demise. death by Fuling. Death by Beserker. Stomp Death thanks to "Grumpy Lox" and her three Lox buddies. Fireball Death brought to you by "Fuling Shaman Inc"

To be continued.. sorry thats where i am now :-)