Originally posted by VforVeranda:

ALSO.. If you go the boat route, I'd be happy to offer some boat captaining and/or training free of charge except that I will exclusively communicate in pirate lingo.
Either shiver me timbers, laddy, or ye can forget it!

Arrrgh. Avast ya lubber and belay that order, or ye'll be sleepin' in Davey Jones' locker!