No matter how you look at it, we will need a cryogenic machine to see Valheim in it's released state.

Just give up waiting, treat it like a meme, and play something else if it bothers you so much (I've been playing Deep Rock Galactic a game made my Coffee Stain). I haven't even modded Valheim yet, and I know what's waiting for me on the modded side: a lot of good (and bad) mods, until another update comes out to break most of the mods. Maybe find more things to do in Valheim? It's a sandbox survival game afterall.