Originally posted by Suzaku:

Pfft. Gets a useful item and a light show. "Completely worthless!"

Dumps trash into ocean for 0 reward or spectacle. "That's more like it!"

I think that's the worst part, actually. We all know how long the Mistlands update took. It's a pretty cool machine, but how long do you think it took to make the assets to give us like 7 coal per 100 items?