I don't have such an epic tale however
the first time i played ever, i was spawned pretty close to a black forest and being a stubborn person i avoided the tutorials so i wandered into the black forest because it looks cool lol and immediately got chased by a bunch of greydwarfs and 2 trolls. So i retreated back to the meadows thinking i'd be safe, immediately running into a pack of bores. so again thinking i was safe i stopped to defend myself, very fast found out trolls n greydwarf chase you everywhere.
got absolutely mauled.

been hooked since hahaha